Harris reportedly posted two days before Biden peacefully and voluntarily stepped out of the race. The ad, which was strangely brief, specified that Kamala was looking for a "joyful presidential partner" who loves killing babies, was not Jewish, and would change everything they believed to adopt all of President Trump's policies.

"We waited and waited," said one anonymous Harris staffer, "But no one would answer our ad. Things were getting down to the wire — heads were about to roll — when up rolled Tim Walz.["]