Yes, a horde of liberal women have now inexplicably found their dream man: Minnesota Governor and walking-dad-joke Tim Walz.
Comedian Chelsea Handler called him a “cutie-patootie” and said it would be “hot” if he brought her tampons.
Comic Julia Sweeney declared a “political crush” on Walz after seeing his charisma on TV. Many commentators, including ESPN’s Mina Kimes, have gushed about the “really powerful” way that Walz is “modeling a different kind of masculinity.” Others projected their daddy issues onto him. Some viral Twitter randos have even called him a “sexy grandpa” and openly fantasized about what sex with him would be like. I’ll spare you the details, though.
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