Hunter Biden Is Full of Surprises and, Of Course, Drugs

Well, whaddaya know? I figured the fix was in.

But no, Hunter Biden was actually found guilty of a crime. In a courtroom. With a judge and jury and lawyers and everything. The court said, “Yeah, we know you’re the president’s son, and good for you, but we’ve looked at all the evidence and you definitely did the thing you’re accused of doing.”

Joe Biden’s presidency really is historic!

And unlike Donald Trump’s felony conviction, you can actually explain to people in 25 words or less what Hunter did wrong.