After Nikki Haley’s defeat in the New Hampshire Primary on Tuesday night, Nikki Haley did her best Amy Klobuchar impersonation by delivering a speech to make it sound like she’d won. That didn’t sit well with Donald Trump, who said “I have to tell you, it was very interesting because I said, ‘Wow, what a great victory. But then, somebody ran up to the stage all dressed up nicely — when it was at 7. But now I walked up and it said 14.” …

It didn’t matter to St. Amy of Hennepin County that she’d just finished fifth behind Pothole Pete Buttigieg, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden [in the 2020 Iowa caucuses]. St. Amy of Hennepin County pretended to win the Iowa Caucuses. Nikki Haley finished third in Iowa and last in New Hampshire. Despite those disappointing finishes, she’s acting like she’s winning.

[Heh. I had forgotten that episode. Gary has Klobuchar’s ‘victory’ speech, which at first blush does sound a bit like Haley’s defiant we-won-by-losing-less-badly argument. — Ed]