Following news that the United States military, along with support from the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, the Netherlands, and Bahrain, carried out significant airstrikes against Houthi targets in Yemen, President Joe Biden’s approval rating reached an impressive 100% among military defense contractors. …

“This is the type of leadership we’re looking for,” said James Taiclet, President and CEO of Lockheed Martin. “It’s been just a few years since our nation was embroiled in an endless quagmire of armed hostilities in the Middle East — which is far too long. President Biden has fixed that glaring problem, and we are behind him all the way. Bring it, Yemeni goatherders!”

[Heeeeyyyy now … as a former employee of a defense contractor, I can say that we’d prefer a president who actually wants a more robust American military. Replacements on ordnance don’t pay the bills. Still pretty funny, though. Click over to read their sting on Nikki Haley, which I almost linked instead of this one. — Ed]