Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”
The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded the U.S.S. Memeflower with all their goods and possessions — consisting mostly of video games and weed — this morning and set sail for their new life.
“We embark on this voyage in hopes of seeing our libertarian utopia finally implemented,” said the captain of the ship, Greg Reynolds. “For life! For liberty! And the gold standard!”
“Freedooooom!!!” he cried as the ship was christened by breaking a bottle of homebrewed IPA against the vessel’s hull.
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