New Grand Theft Auto Game Will Have Unlockable ‘Soros DA Mode’ Where All Crime Is Legal https://t.co/wJfKAh23mz pic.twitter.com/oxboyIPBR2

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While rumors abound and much of the details about the new game remain shrouded in secrecy, developers have confirmed there will be a more “realistic” mode in which George Soros-backed district attorneys don’t prosecute lawbreakers, essentially rendering all the simulated crimes legal in the game. Early-development footage of GTA VI in its pre-alpha state shows the main character going on a killing spree, selling fentanyl to school kids, and carjacking high-end luxury vehicles in front of a uniformed police officer who shouts, “Hey man, maybe that’s not a good idea!” …

Much like real life, putting the game in “Soros DA mode” also will exponentially increase the amount of violent crime in the city.

[Amusing, and there’s plenty more too. I don’t play a lot of computer games, but I’m addicted to Civ V and am playing around more with Civ VI now too. I’d love to see a city-based simulation game with a ‘decarceration’ option that makes this last point more plain. — Ed]