“My wife owned a plane,” [John Kerry] said, as though plucking the memory from the distant past.
And how we all must surely sympathize with him. It could have happened to anyone.
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It is easy to forget what you own when you’re married to a Heinz.
You could say Kerry suddenly remembered about his family jet in Heinz-sight.
[Best line of the week, and maybe of the year. — Ed]
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