President Biden wore a ceremonial feathered headdress today as he welcomed Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi for an official state visit.

“Are we ready to pass around the peace pipe?” asked President Biden. “I’m just kidding — I can’t smoke peyote before lunch! It gives me the tummy rumbles! Not a joke!”

In preparation for Mr. Modi’s visit, President Biden reportedly spent several hours mastering a traditional rain dance. “Are you ready to make it rain, chief?” Biden asked Mr. Modi as he began the dance. “Took me two weeks to get all these tomahawk chop moves right, but I wanted you to feel right at home. Speaking of, I had the staff set up a teepee in your bedroom if you’re more comfortable sleeping in there.”