You know who’s NOT excited for the upcoming Good Burger sequel? PETA. Shocking, I know. Can’t imagine why those fun folks would be a stick in the mud about anything!

Anyway, the wet blankets are apparently outraged that Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are reprising their roles as Dexter and Ed in the follow-up to the 1997 comedy, and even reached out to them via letter to beg them not to shine a light on eating cows.

Instead, they have a healthy, inclusive alternative …