In yet another leak from Prince Harry’s upcoming memoir, the wayward Royal has claimed that he was suffering from penile frostbite during the wedding of his brother Prince William. …
In comments reported by the New York Post’s Page Six, Harry claimed that following a charity expedition to the North Pole prior to William’s wedding, he suffered from frostbite on his cheeks, ears, and apparently his penis.
Harry said that while he relayed tales of his adventure and the frostbite to his father King Charles, then still Prince of Wales, and brother William during a pre-wedding celebration, he held back details about his frozen “todger”, saying: “Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks.”
“While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t. It was becoming more of an issue by the day,” he claimed.
[I’m trying to figure out the mechanics necessary to get frostbite on the todger, and … um … — Ed]
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