“The Beauty of … Girlhood.” An Ulta Beauty podcast.
Featuring two dudes in drag confidently explaining to us what authentic girlhood is. David Lopez and Dylan Mulvaney — the latter fresh off a sponsorship by Tampax, a keynote address at Forbes’ Power Women conference, and an audience with Joe Biden — together solve the mysteries of femaleness that not even Stephen Hawking could disentangle.
— And all while sitting on their own squashed balls. Four of them.
Congrats! You’ve come a long way, baby! …
The fact is, the left is erasing women; and to those “feminists” who embraced the power dynamics of intersectionality — only to find their life’s work appropriated by men doing cutesy burlesque — that must seem a huge kick to their “Barbie pouches.”
These are modern day minstrel shows, but to protest them is to oppress the protected class of the minstrel.
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