“Well, I’m not going to attack him,” Wallace told Colbert.

“Why not?” Colbert asked. “If he lies all the time, why wouldn’t you attack him?”

“Because there are good things and bad things,” Wallace responded. “I mean, seriously.”

“If you pour poison in a cup of water, there’s still water if there!” Colbert shot back. “But I’m not going to drink it because I will be poisoned!”