So – if we all do the same test, and find similar percentages, aren’t we also eligible, to claim the experiences of an oppressed group, and their past grievances?

Her results now become the standard for anyone choosing a past that offers an edge – who can now skip ahead in admissions or jobs – in places where diversity trumps experience.

And so, DNA tests becomes the new affirmative action.

But at whose expense?

Maybe no one.

Because if we’re all a little oppressed, we’re all good.

Goodbye identity politics!