Alas, fame and public adoration make for fickle friends, especially when you try to out-left the political Left. This week, while stumping for her new six-week paid maternity-leave plan — “Daddy, Daddy, we have to do this,” Donald Trump told an Iowa rally, describing his daughter’s persistent push for the project — Ivanka learned this the hard way.

It all started innocuously enough. On Wednesday, Ivanka hopped on a phone interview with Cosmopolitan, a publication best known for giving young women zesty sex tips and tragicomic life advice. The interchange quickly turned dark, however, and eventually morphed into a widespread anti-Ivanka media pile-on. Since neither of us wants to actually read Cosmo, I’ll roughly paraphrase the interview for you, with some points added for dramatic flair…