In a tasteless tabloid election, it's only fitting that the National Enquirer is on center stage

Did the tabloid candidate once again turn the most important election of our lifetime into an episode of Keeping Up with the Cruzes? Or did this story come from elsewhere?

It’s nothing to be proud of. And if you think this is the bottom of gutter politics, just wait until the general.

Because we won’t just need any kind of long shower to rinse off the stench of this election, but the kind of hosing down one gets before entering prison.

Hand sizes. Other sizes. Nude photos. Allegations of extramarital affairs. And an important man named Pecker in the middle of the latest theater of the absurd.

That’s the last month of this primary season in five sentences.

Hard to believe there’s just 225 days more of this to endure before it’s over.