Fans of Marco Rubio are rejoicing: Their man is finally giving Donald Trump a taste of his own medicine.

Here’s Rubio on Trump’s, ahem, “unnatural” complexion: “The guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me for putting on makeup. Donald Trump likes to sue people. He should sue whoever did that to his face. . . . Donald is not going to make America great, he’s going to make America orange.”

On Trump’s backstage preparations for last week’s Houston debate: “He had this little makeup thing applying makeup around his mustache because he had one of those sweat mustaches. Then, he asked for a full length mirror . . . maybe to make sure his pants weren’t wet.”

On misspelled words in Trump’s tweets: “That’s how they spell at the Wharton School of Business. . . . He must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets.”