Sorry, but Star Wars has sucked for 40 years

I didn’t get it.

Any of it.

I watched the exact same ‘thing’ as everyone else, and it left me feeling less enthused than a Jeb Bush rally.

The trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which aired for the first time during ESPN’s Monday Night Football show, lasted just two minutes and 23 seconds.


Time that I will never now get back.

At the start, a weird-headed creature appeared and a voice asked: “Who are you?’

To which my answer was: ‘I’m Piers, and I’m already bemused.’

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