I didn’t get it.
Any of it.
I watched the exact same ‘thing’ as everyone else, and it left me feeling less enthused than a Jeb Bush rally.
The trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which aired for the first time during ESPN’s Monday Night Football show, lasted just two minutes and 23 seconds.
Time that I will never now get back.
At the start, a weird-headed creature appeared and a voice asked: “Who are you?’
To which my answer was: ‘I’m Piers, and I’m already bemused.’