At a time when billionaires are feeling the heat—from friends and enemies of liberty alike—Wall Street Republicans are presented with a simple choice. Option one: They could woo conservatives by presenting themselves as the latest victims in the most recent of the left’s “wars” on everything good and sacred. Alas, this approach has been steadily undermined for years, since Tim Carney first initiated the respectable right’s change of heart against the corporatist wing of the GOP.
That cues up a second option: the RINO two-step. First, convince Republicans that they’ll never win another election unless they fully “modernize” on “social issues.” But don’t stop there, where the party’s libertarian wing has been standing for decades with crossed arms and tapping feet. Step two is the kicker. Reward the party for abandoning cultural traditionalism in precisely the way the right’s partisans of liberty won’t—and couldn’t, even if they wanted to: with piles of cash, mountains of access, heaps of status, and tons of power…
For the Paul wing of the GOP, the party won’t grow bigger in a way that enlarges the scope of human liberty unless the party machine grows smaller. In the simplicity of its temptation, the gambit of the Wall Street RINO is brilliant: as a salve for the growing pains of going socially liberal, they’ll grow the party’s internal economy of patronage and privilege, in a bizarre but entrancing mirror image of how Democrats have so successfully grown government.
Wall Street gets to game the government; Republican big wigs get to mimic their masters in a sandbox of their own.
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