9. The people who don’t realise websites can have more than one thing on them.

Key Traits: Does not think this thing they have just read is news. Consistently really baffled to find things like music news or TV reviews in the entertainment section of a website. Steadfast in their belief that news sites can only cover one story at a time.

Typical Quotes: “How is this news?”; “You do realise there’s a war in Syria, right?”