Okay, answer quickly: If you have to suddenly jump out of an overturning vehicle, in which direction do you jump? And then once you hit the ground, what’s the best way to roll?…

It’s a test that assumes the motorist might encounter pretty much anything on China’s increasingly clogged and lethal roads, and that includes head-on collisions, tire blowouts and treating injured and bleeding passengers at the scene of a wreck.

There are questions on the proper way to carry an injured person in a coma (sideways, head down), the best way to staunch the bleeding from a major artery and how to put out a passenger on fire (hint: Do not throw sand on the victim).

And there’s an array of questions about mind-boggling penalties for all sorts of infractions, many of which seem to include fleeing the scene of various vehicular crimes — suggesting that the transport control department of the Public Security Bureau has pretty much seen it all.