Mustachioed Americans seek tax break for grooming products

Declaring mustached Americans not only more attractive and sexually dynamic (institute studies show), Perlut said follicly enhanced Americans are strong contributors to the economy — since trimmers, wax and other accoutrements are costly luxuries — as well as protectors of the environment — because not-shaving saves water.

Putting its money where its mouth is, AMI is planning an April 1 million mustache march from the Capitol to the White House. Adding a sweetener to enhance participation, it has also recruited H&R Block to make donations to Millions From One, which provides clean drinking water to those in need, for every individual who participates in either AMI’s Facebook campaign or the march itself.

“We’re very serious that Americans should never settle for less when it comes to getting the tax deductions they’re entitled to,” Scott Gulbransen of H&R Block said in a press release. “That’s why we are supporting the American Mustache Institute’s ‘STACHE Act movement by making charitable contributions to Millions From One for every participant in the campaign.”