When Stewart was confused which was the “real” Michael Steele, the puppet had a great idea: “ask us questions only the real Michael Steele can answer.” The humorous exchange that follows ends with Michael Steele finally dismissing the puppet with this rhyming gem: “take a hike, Dick van Dyke.” Hopefully though this isn’t the last of Puppet Michael Steele since the rest of the interview seems to suggest that the real deal Steele is not quite as entertaining as the puppet.