Whether you think it has a face that launched a thousand ships or launched a thousand lunches, you can’t be indifferent to the new Cadillac CTS Coupe. I’m not. This is a tremendous bit of car fettling—wicked, cool, extralegal, tougher than ballistic nylon. The CTS Coupe seems like the car Frank Gehry and “Batman” animator Bruce Timm would design if their lives depended on it. The CTS Coupe looks like it was beamed in from a near future when gangsters are armed with lasers.