Stop Anthropogenic Continental Drift!

How can we slow down this destructive process?
One word, friends: friction.

How do we enhance the natural friction that keeps these gigantic continents from slippy-sliding all over the place, crushing everyone that you love and burying their wicked bitchin’ summer rental cottages in hot lava?

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We need to extract the dangerous lubricants that are hiding deep in the Earth.

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