"I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink"

‘If you are going to lie back, in the bath, with the soap and you turn on the what’s it called, the Jacuzzi … imagine that, what kind of communism is that? We’re not in times of Jacuzzi,’ he said, to laughter from his ministers.

He mentioned using planes to try to force rain from clouds and said the government would soon publish a decree prohibiting imports of low-efficiency electrical appliances.