Hopenchange fee-vah strikes Kathleen Parker after Obama's Cairo speech

To delegitimize the man whose name rhymes with his, Obama had only to show up and not be George W. Bush. Osama the cave-dweller’s latest blurt, timed to preempt Obama’s speech, was more pathetic than threatening — the muffled bleat of an emasculated warrior powerless against an enemy he can no longer demonize.

Osama is the withered and quivering Gollum — seething with envy and nursing his precious hatred — to Obama’s robust and hope-driven Frodo. The forces of darkness and light personified.