Hang 'em high

Historically, civilized nations understood how to handle pirates: When captured, pirates were hanged. When found, their bases were destroyed. That worked. But threatening to put one pirate in a thousand in a posh European cell where he gets free visits from a prostitute isn’t much of a deterrent when a single successful raid on a ship can bring in millions of dollars.

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Yeah, “citizens of the world” will cry that “You can’t just hang pirates!” Sure you can. It’s easy. If you’re short of rope, wire will do. The only serious question arises once the noose is around the pirate’s throat: Should we drop him over the side and let the rope snap his neck, or raise him up on a spar and let him suffocate slowly?

Our talk-talk president needs to get serious now: We can’t let a handful of pirates in speedboats make an ass of our trillion-dollar Navy while seizing ships flying our flag.

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