The Hairy Man — skinny, skeezy, looks like a lost member of Jethro Tull? — must have represented some male ideal at some point, but that is a memory we have repressed. The big toe was surely never the “magnificent erotic organ” it was made out to be…
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But it really did need an update. Sections of the original read like shag-carpeted relics. The anti-condoms attitude, especially, but also the sex on horseback (we’re outraged, too, PETA); the aversion to shaving anything (especially the Hairy Man); and the assertion that regular orgies were the way of the future (only in some exurbs). Reading him 37 years later, Comfort sounds a lot like your lecherous great-uncle.
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