Despite the city’s infamous levels of market-distorting rent control, the rent is apparently still too damn high in NYC. After his campaign for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination fell through (oh yeah, that happened), perennial candidate Jimmy McMillan — of 2010 New York gubernatorial debate-fame — is in campaign mode again, this time running to for New York City mayor on his same singular platform.

Well, heck — Anthony Weiner is running, and he can’t even remember how many compromising selfies he may-or-may-not have circulating out there, so why not this guy? He’s back, two thousand trizzy-teen style.