It’s funny and true, especially the line about sports fans drawing their own sense of self worth from whether their teams win or lose. It’s stupid, but we all do it to some extent. Calling Tom Brady “Nancy Boy” made me laugh out loud. And reading the whole piece made me wonder: What’s this guy doing with himself today? We know what he’s not having tattooed on his melon.

If you want a Super Bowl exit question, here goes: Was choosing to go for it rather than attempt a 49-yard field goal in the 3rd quarter in perfect indoor conditions the worst Super Bowl coaching decision ever? I say it was.