Fox caught up with the terrorists lawyers’ favorite candidate and queried him about the most important story happening at the moment: Did he or did he not prevent the Glacier from touching the hem of his garments?

He says he waved at her. Thank you, mainstream press, for giving us news we can use.

For the record, in my opinion the Gitmo lawyers’ endorsement of Obama is worse than any of the endorsements that Ron Paul accepted. And I plan to keep on bringing it up.