Video: The three planks of Fred's platform

Am I a bad person for liking this unauthorized, not connected with the campaign in any way ad a whole lot better than Huck’s official Christmas ad? Yeah, probably. But if loving this ad is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Plus, being right isn’t worth getting Fred angry with me.

Exit question: Who would win a Fred Thompson-Chuck Norris staredown?

(h/t Right Wing News)