Expecting to get your favorite candidate’s running-mate announcement by secret message? Need to join the club? Thankfully, we here at Hot Air have discovered the super secret process of decoding the message from Team Obama headquarters when it comes. To ensure that only True Obama Fans get first crack at this vital information, please watch the following instructional video:
The inevitable disillusionment that comes when one realizes they’ve been suckered is a feature with this gimmick, and not a bug.
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