Oh, go ahead and write your own jokes. “It sure explains some of his policies.” “I always thought he was from Mars.” &c.
Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO, writes Shirley MacLaine in her new book, “Sage-Ing While Age-Ing.”
Kucinich, she writes on page143-144 of the book, “had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there. Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”
That’s not the only thing ol’ Dennis the Menace couldn’t comprehend: The guy wants to disband the Department of Defense and replace it with a Department of Peace in the middle of a war.