Only two were invited to this soiree, the goofy host and the bottom-feeding outlier candidate. A better producer would have invited Maria Bartiromo and, well, any of the other candidates and left these two to grab a smoke out back. Evidently they don’t have any good producers at MSNBC anymore.

So what do these two talk about? Dick Cheney accusing Saddam Hussein of wanting to fly a nuke over to us on a balsa wood plane, among other inanities that never happened.

Exit question: How long will it be after Paul’s exit from the race before MSNBC offers him a show?