No foolin’. She sent out the word on Twitter a little more than an hour ago that this is now officially the gold standard of comedy in the McCain household. It’s so painfully lame that I forced myself to reread her Tweets in desperate search of a hint of sarcasm. No dice. Thus do crushes die, my friends.

If you need something to wash the taste of unfunny out of your mouth, I recommend “Captain Coulier, Space Explorer” (content warning). Captain Kirk as a slacker jackass bored nearly to tears by space? What could go wrong?

Update (Ed): Er, wasn’t this the same young lady who got so offended over cracks about her weight? Quite the hypocrite.