Two right-wing ladies by name, in fact, although I’m pretty sure this is meant for all of you. Simple yet melodic, playful yet risque — reminds me of John Mayer. Except more, you know, listenable.

Note the pro-life lyric. This ain’t baby-makin’ music, it’s baby-savin’ music. Exit question: Am I still allowed to groove on it even though I tend to go for lefties?