Admittedly, the bar was low: After his first two devotionals, anything short of a Gregorian chant this time would have been an improvement. Not only is this one bouncy, but the sanctification never sinks to anything more disturbing than that photoshop morph of The One and Lincoln.

Expect to see a lot of that in the years ahead, incidentally, as our very iconoclastic left sets about turning Obama into a secular saint.

Tags: Barack Obama