I wish I could give you the whole clip but we’ll have to make do with HuffPo’s 60-second highlight reel. SNL knocked him for laziness; HuffPo, naturally, had hoped his wife would be insulted too. The better joke would have been to goof on him for speaking in platitudes but admittedly that may be a bit too subtle for Saturday night at midnight.

According to Gallup’s latest, Fred’s got only a four-point lead over Rudy on abortion. He had better be ready to pull a rabbit out of the hat at that debate. Click the image to watch.