To cleanse the palate at the end of a long week, I felt guilty at first for laughing as hard as I did at these cornball one-liners. Since when do Reason staffers have such killer comic timing?

Then I googled and discovered these guys are pros. One’s a stand-up comedian, the other’s a comedy writer for TV. Even Rand Paul would find this funny.

Well … no. There’s nothing Rand Paul finds funny.