To cleanse the palate, via the Daily Beast, I give you the most Boston thing that ever has happened or ever will happen. I made the mistake of watching it while having lunch and laughed so hard that I had to stop so that I wouldn’t choke. This guy’s basically a cross between Joe Pesci and Peter Griffin.

“I ain’t seen nothing like that in my entire life, bro. I ain’t even been to the Aquarium,” [Michael] Bergin said [in an interview after the video went viral]. “When I see something like that, I’m amazed, bro. It’s like seeing a gorilla for the first time, man.”…

“That’s how he talks all the time. All he does is swear. He’s nuts,” [Jason] Foster said. “He was just spazzing out, and I’m just dying laughing.”…

“It’s going viral all over the computer, bro,” Bergin said. “It feels a little good. I can’t believe it’s going viral like this, but I promise you, buddy, that video is so real you wouldn’t even know.”

That last line sounds a little Trump-y. Speaking of Pesci, the two clips have more F-bombs in them than a Scorsese movie so here’s your official content warning in case you’re watching at work.

By the way: It was a sunfish, bro.