Video: This is the man a malaise-stricken America needs right now

To cleanse the palate, the Internet’s newest viral sensation. Yesterday I thought our ISIS “strategy” was destined to flounder, that entitlement spending would inevitably trigger a debt crisis that crashed the world economy, and that we’d go on absorbing illegal immigrants until the population of the entire western hemisphere lived in Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. Then I watched this.

Today I … still believe all of those things, but I’m feeling better about it. With the right attitude, even hitting an iceberg and tumbling nose-down to the bottom of the ocean can be a fun, thrilling adventure. Bookmark this clip and play it whenever necessary as we move closer to a Bush/Clinton rematch in 2016.