Admittedly, admittedly, my headline doesn’t capture the full thrust of what he told Hugh Hewitt. The full thrust is “I’M NOT RUNNING. STOP ASKING.” There’s a “chance,” he says, in the same way Lloyd had a “chance” with Mary at the end of “Dumb & Dumber.”

But if the earth shakes and the heavens fall and the GOP collectively decides that he’s the only man who can beat Hillary, then hey. “Circumstances can change.” Although they won’t. NOW STOP ASKING.

So … you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah!