Video: "Osama Bin Laden" crosses the Mexican border into Texas

Grim fun via James O’Keefe and Project Veritas, but I’m not sure why Bin Laden would need to sneak across the border to enter the U.S. In years past, if you were a terrorist who wanted to kill Americans, all you had to do was apply for a visa. Stay as long as you want. The feds have never been sticklers about deadlines.

And of course, the next generation of terrorists won’t need visas at all. They’ve got passports.

Tangential exit question for “Homeland” fans: Did they ever explain on the show how Abu Nazir, a supposedly world-famous Bin-Laden-esque terror mastermind based in Iraq, managed to enter the U.S. in season two? Maybe they did and I’ve simply forgotten.