To cleanse the palate, a real-life action flick caught on camera yesterday in Houston. You can gawk without regret: The worker on the ledge is fine, as are his co-workers who were inside the building when the fire broke out. All that’s missing is a lovable cop sidekick muttering, “I’m too old for this sh*t.”

Show of hands: Who among you would have had the agility and the balls to try that little balcony move that probably saved his life? Darwinism at work, my friends. Hope this dude has a dozen kids.