Oh, I don’t know. I suspect America’s willing to elect a guy who takes liberties with his personal narrative; who refuses to disclose certain basic details of his education; who’s cultivated an image as a “blank screen” onto which people can project their own aspirations; and who as president has battled to keep documents secret that might reveal the inner workings of a scandal that resulted in a U.S. Border Patrol being killed.

Don’t you think?

Incidentally, I can’t tell you how excited I am that, amid a European economic crises and standoff with Iran, and with the future of American health care and entitlement reform in the balance, the election might turn on whether Mitt Romney has some money in the Caymans or not. Click the image to watch.