Via Breitbart.com, I’m as surprised as you are. What’s next? Dana Carvey on deficit reduction?

Dude, I think he might be transitioning. It’s a process; he’s not all the way there yet, as, say, Robert Downey Jr is. But the wheels are turning. It’s happening. All he needs is a tricorne and he’ll be ready to cross over.

You’ll enjoy every minute but there are F-bombs aplenty, so here’s your official content warning.