I know, I know, it’s old. But you’d be surprised how many readers miss viral vids that the ‘Net-savvy among us see within the first 45 minutes that they start circulating. Even now, I could toss up the “David After Dentist” video and half the comment thread would be people saying “WOW.” And if the news tomorrow is as slow as it was today, I just might.

You’re going to watch this and convince yourself that it must be a young woman in a white wig. O ye of little faith.