Disgrace: Beer scam uncovered at Qwest Field?

Via Wire Update, I can’t guarantee that the clip is accurate but I can guarantee that I wept big salty tears at the thought of people being gypped out of beer. And not just any people, either: Qwest Field is the home of the Seahawks, a.k.a. arguably the worst playoff team in the history of sports, whose destruction in tomorrow’s wild-card game at the hands of the Saints is so assured that the Onion’s already running jokes about it. Imagine how much extra cash Seattle fans will shell out for large-sized beers to kill the pain of the impending blowout, only to receive paltry small-sizers instead.

Has the American dream really come to this, my friends? Maybe China’s world domination won’t be so bad after all.

Update: The scandal deepens!